The bags are packed, the 8 page instruction manual has been distributed to my team of volunteers, the kids have signed contracts promising to use their powers for good rather than evil while Mommy and Daddy are gone, and I am officially READY for my vacation! Everything would be perfect, if my dog would just stop sighing and giving me reproachful looks every time he walks past the suitcases!
I will not have telephone access while out of the country, but I’ve been told that I will have email access on our ship, so if you need anything from The Girl Cave over the next two weeks, please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. I can’t promise that I will respond to you immediately (or that my responses will make a lot of sense, because there WILL be cocktails involved!) but I will get back to you as soon as possible!